he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
