Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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