I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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