A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
North Korea, Best Korea!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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