Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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