Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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