# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
