and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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