stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
only if we run a train.
done.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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