Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just cropdusted the office
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The struggles of a small town man whore
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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