So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I wish i was in the wii world.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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