some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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