is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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