he fucked my hip out of place.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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