and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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