he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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