i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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