"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize