Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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