So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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