I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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