I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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