I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Houston, we have a blender
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize