you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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