I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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