I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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