I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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