chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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