What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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