people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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