Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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