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(405): View more from Oklahoma

sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.

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(719): View more from Colorado

then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided

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(806): View more from Texas

i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.

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(812): View more from Indiana

She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d

(1-812): View more from Indiana

Don't you live in 4c?

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(308): View more from Nebraska

She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.

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