dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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