Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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