What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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