Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Randomize
