I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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