I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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