can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
