No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my shit smells like andre
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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