i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
should my penis look like a turkey
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
whose parrot is this?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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