the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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