Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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