the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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