can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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