i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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