And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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