turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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