My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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