We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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