That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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