Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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