I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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