Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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