so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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