Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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