Whod you bang
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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